In my struggle to get through the daily episode of Postman Pat each morning I have resorted to imagining dark plots in which bad things happen to Pat.
1. Pat goes on an EDL march in Pencaster, drinks too much skol super and gets arrested for swearing at a police officer.
2. Pat unwittingly makes a delivery of a large amount of heroin for the local triad gang, fucks it up as usual, mixing the package up with one going to Mrs Goggins, who swiftly hands the drugs to the police. The triads punish Pat by cutting off his nose.
3. Pat is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and decides to begin cooking up crystal meth in the back of his van (has that one been done already?)
I would be truly honoured if you would depict one of these scenes for me.
Started compiling my favourite halloween party tracks:
1. My songs know what you did in the dark - Fall Out Boy
2. Thriller - Michael Jackson
3. Monster Mash - The Misfits
4. Cannibal Queen - Miniature Tigers
5. Super massive Black Hole - Muse
6. Dead! - My Chemical Romance
7. Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
8. The Other Side - Pendulum
9. Super Freak - Rick James
10. Ghostbusters- Ray Parker Jr
11. Heads will roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
12. Poison - Bell Biv Devoe
13. Howlin for you - The Black Keys
14. Semi charmed life - Third Eye Blind
15. The time warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
16. Locked out of heaven - Bruno Mars
17. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys
18. E.T - Katy Perry
19. Burn - Ellie Goulding
20. Die Young - Kesha
21. Somebody’s watching me - Beatfreakz
22. Everybody (Backstreets Back) - Backstreet Boys
23. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
24. Celebrity Skin - Hole
25. I knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift
26. Survival - Eminem
27. Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal